6/11/2020 – 50% OFF EVERYTHING + Exciting News For Our Customers!

Wow, what a crazy year it’s been so far.

A few weeks ago, we decided to temporarily close the store due to local restrictions placed on businesses during the COVID-19 crisis. We are happy to announce that as of June 11th, 2020… WE ARE BACK!

As you know, it wouldn’t be an announcement from Cobra if it didn’t include a huge sale, so let’s start this off the right way: ALL PRODUCTS ARE 50% OFF! Click the button below to shop and use the code 50SALE at checkout for 50% off your total!

This sale includes our popular Venom series – which means you can get 4X the SARMs in one bottle for only $60!

Once this batch is sold out, the sale will end, so be quick and snatch up the stuff you want!

YES you can use your cobra cash in addition to the sale

YES you can use your custom coupons in addition to the sale

YES you can take ANOTHER 15% off if you use cryptocurrency at checkout!

Are we insane?!

Here’s the deal: We are launching some new products, upgrading our glass bottles to the latest tech, AND changing the labels that will go on our bottles.

Basically, we’re clearing out inventory. So be fast and get it while it’s here!

Here’s what else we have coming up:

• THREE new products and blends!
• New shipping system to allow for faster shipping speeds and chance of breakage
• Overhauling our customer service system (including our remote team)
• Implementing a custom shopping cart system that will allow for more payment options
• Other in house changes to our team structure

Thank you to all our loyal customers for being so patient during these pressing times. You have no idea what it means to us and we are lucky to have such a great customer base.